{"id":193,"date":"2013-03-01T00:25:22","date_gmt":"2013-03-01T05:25:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/?p=193"},"modified":"2013-03-01T00:25:22","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T05:25:22","slug":"little-green-men","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/?p=193","title":{"rendered":"little green men"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/aliens.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-194\" alt=\"aliens\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/aliens.jpg\" width=\"400\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/aliens.jpg 400w, https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/03\/aliens-300x261.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If Aliens came to Earth, I would show them around. I&#8217;d take them to see the planet&#8217;s landmarks such as the rainforests, the polar ice caps, Great Barrier Reef, Mount Everest and Fuji-san. I&#8217;d also tell them that most of the planet&#8217;s inhabitants are cool, but the human race should be exterminated because we are the true vermin of the planet and do not deserve to survive as a species.<\/p>\n<p>You motherfuckers better pray they do not meet me first.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Aliens came to Earth, I would show them around. I&#8217;d take them to see the planet&#8217;s landmarks such as the rainforests, the polar ice caps, Great Barrier Reef, Mount Everest and Fuji-san. I&#8217;d also tell them that most of the planet&#8217;s inhabitants are cool, but the human race should be exterminated because we are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-193","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=193"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":196,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/193\/revisions\/196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}