{"id":251,"date":"2008-03-18T04:06:41","date_gmt":"2008-03-18T08:06:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/?p=251"},"modified":"2013-03-01T04:07:06","modified_gmt":"2013-03-01T09:07:06","slug":"global-food-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"global food crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream many years ago (a time before white hairs crept in like ninjas) where I&#8217;m in the future and found myself in the middle of a global food shortage crisis. The crisis was so bad that people resorted to cannibalism. I walked into a white well-lit room with a large metal table inside. On the table was a dismembered human male torso cut open butterfly style. I think the liver and kidneys sitting by the torso were human. Haggis anyone? Human leg shanks were neatly hung on meat hooks suspended from a ceiling rack. I ran out of the room and scrambled to look for an exit from this terrifying meat processing plant. A cloud of white mist noticed me running and immediately gave chase. The mist closing in on me was the last thing I remember before waking up.<\/p>\n<p>I couldn&#8217;t forget a dream like that.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I not surprised when something like <a title=\"Everybody panic!\" href=\"http:\/\/articles.moneycentral.msn.com\/Investing\/SuperModels\/CouldWeReallyRunOutOfFood.aspx\" target=\"_new\" rel=\"nofollow\">this shit<\/a> would happen?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a dream many years ago (a time before white hairs crept in like ninjas) where I&#8217;m in the future and found myself in the middle of a global food shortage crisis. The crisis was so bad that people resorted to cannibalism. I walked into a white well-lit room with a large metal table [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[38,39],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-blast-from-the-past","tag-dreams"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":254,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/254"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}