{"id":279,"date":"2013-07-04T00:17:46","date_gmt":"2013-07-04T04:17:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/?p=279"},"modified":"2015-05-17T19:30:00","modified_gmt":"2015-05-17T23:30:00","slug":"tumblr-users-can-go-die-in-a-fire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/?p=279","title":{"rendered":"Tumblr users can go die in a fire."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tumblr users, I dare say, are stupid, derpy, and illiterate. Their blogs, 100% of the time, consist of images with no captions, no origin credits, no mention of photographer, and no mention of background story on any given image. It&#8217;s as if they have zero ability to string a few words together to form sentences.\u00a0 It&#8217;s essentially the digital equivalent of point and grunt.<\/p>\n<p>During a random wandering on the interwebs, I came across a picture of a rooftop with windows that look like eyes. This is the picture:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rooftopeyes.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-medium wp-image-333 alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rooftopeyes-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"rooftopeyes\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rooftopeyes-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/rooftopeyes.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>There are many questions.<\/p>\n<p>This image, what is it?<br \/>\nIs it real?<br \/>\nIs it Photoshopped?<br \/>\nIf real, where is this house located?<br \/>\nWho designed this house?<br \/>\nWho lives in that house?<br \/>\nWhy was the rooftop built like that?<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s up with the eyes? Was it intentional or accidental?<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s the back story?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, the Tumblr post has no accompanying text to explain this picture. *Rage_Guy_FFFFFUUUUUUUU.jpg goes here*<\/p>\n<p>Praise be to Google image search which lead me to this <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/photo.php?fbid=446067338807663&amp;set=a.117283701686030.27460.116414041772996&amp;type=1\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook post<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Since I can&#8217;t read Portuguese, Google translation revealed that the rooftop with the creepy eyes is located in the city of Sibiu, Romania.<\/p>\n<p>HUZZAH! That&#8217;s all I wanted to know. Now I can finally do a real Google search for &#8220;roof eyes Sibiu Romania&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The existence of these rooftop eyes have been confirmed: <a href=\"http:\/\/ayearinromania.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/sibui.html\">http:\/\/ayearinromania.blogspot.com\/2012\/11\/sibui.html<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now I know that one of those structures with the rooftop eyes is called the Haller House: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.patrimoniu.sibiu.ro\/index2.php\/cladiri_en\/piata_mare\/85\">http:\/\/www.patrimoniu.sibiu.ro\/index2.php\/cladiri_en\/piata_mare\/85<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Hecht House is another structure with those creepy eyes. ^_^ <a href=\"http:\/\/patrimoniu.sibiu.ro\/cladiri_en\/piata_mare\/83\">http:\/\/patrimoniu.sibiu.ro\/cladiri_en\/piata_mare\/83<\/a><\/p>\n<p>But damn, it took me some 15 minutes to uncover the real story behind that aforementioned picture. For this, Tumblrs users can go die in a fire.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tumblr users, I dare say, are stupid, derpy, and illiterate. Their blogs, 100% of the time, consist of images with no captions, no origin credits, no mention of photographer, and no mention of background story on any given image. It&#8217;s as if they have zero ability to string a few words together to form sentences.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43],"class_list":["post-279","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-rant"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=279"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":335,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/279\/revisions\/335"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=279"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=279"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=279"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}