Then this morning I learned from condo management that Ms. Looney Tunes have a husband. Well, I’ll be damned. \u00a0And impressed. Hello, my name is Kieran and I am FAAF. \u00a0I can’t get away from it and there is nothing I can do but embrace it. \u00a0Wholeheartedly.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n For many years I thought and believed that the schizophrenic neighbor who lives in the apartment below me was single, because I assumed no one would want to hook up with such a mentally unstable person. She’s crazy. \u00a0She’s the “I can hear the toilets flushing and it’s making too much noise” kind of crazy.\u00a0 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[52,51,49],"class_list":["post-337","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crazy-neighbor","tag-forever-alone","tag-meme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=337"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":338,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/337\/revisions\/338"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=337"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=337"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.bitterblacktea.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=337"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nA husband? <\/i>
\nYes, and management had met him in the flesh. Apparently he’s just as nutty as she is.
\nSo he’s not a figment of Ms. Looney Tunes’ imagination. \u00a0Not “Drop Dead Fred<\/a>” nor “Foster’s Home<\/a>” imaginary.<\/p>\n
\nPeople consider me to be mentally balanced by conventional standards and I can’t even land a fucking date.\u00a0 The secretary at management has the same problem in the romance department. \u00a0She and I are quite baffling mysteries to our friends who think we should’ve been hitched long ago. \u00a0We were told by various folks that we’re good people and yet Looney Tunes manages to find someone to marry.\u00a0\u00a0She and I will be collecting cats in our old age.\u00a0 I could only laugh at the cruel cosmic irony of it all. \u00a0Not really. \u00a0I’m laughing more at my\u00a0erroneous assumptions about Looney Tunes’ marital status. \u00a0Ok, maybe a bit of both.<\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/36.media.tumblr.com\/825b846108f178a021979238432c5e56\/tumblr_o06xh24SvV1s9elylo1_1280.png\")
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